WINGS! BEER! SPORTS! - "Trashin' Is The New Edge" 2007 Demo
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PARKING LOT SITUATION
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Jeff G.
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I'm drunk. I'm at show. But who's inside? Man I don't know!
PARKING LOT SITUATION!
Edgar
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You claim your crew, but who are you? Zack took your light, and now you're through.
PARKING LOT SITUATION!
Nick
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The show is on. The gang is here. They're all outside drinking beer.
Adam
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The show was bangin' packed in tight. Bodies flying, no booze or fights.
PARKING LOT SITUATION!
That's why we're outside trashing hard. A raging party in a lot for cars.
PARKING LOT SITUATION!
Nick
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The show is on. The gang is here. They're all outside drinking beer. Tailgate party. We're all here. Have your show you fucking queers.
LET'S GET DRUNK!
Dre: In the parking lot.
YOU PLAY SONGS!
Dre: And we'll drink a lot.
YOU X UP!
Dre: While we get shot.
THE LOT IS OURS!
Dre: So fuck the cops.
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WE RUN BILLS
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Jeff G.
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Let's go to the bar, be sure to get your fill. We don't have to pay we can always run the bill. Order 'til you're done and then let's get some more. When they look for us we're already at the door.
We run bills.
Edgar
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Order another round. This one's on me. It doesn't even matter 'cause this shit's for free. Waitress is acting weird, but she doesn't know...that we've done this shit a thousand times before.
We run bills.
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TRASH!
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TRASH! TRASH! TRASH! TRASH! TRASH! TRASH! TRASH! TRASH!
Edgar
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One thing on my mind. One thing I must do. Bought a case of beer, and make you grab me two.
Nick
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Trashin'! This is all we know. Trashin'! We do it outside shows.
Jeff G.
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Trashin', ragin', it's my life and I won't fucking quit. If you can't drink a handle of Captain, then you can't trash for shit!
Nick
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Trashin'! This is all we know. Trashin'! We do it outside shows.
Adam
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All I know is Jack & Coke. If I see you in Cleveland you can come on my boat. Break my own window, cry on the curb. If you're not out of line then you're acting absurd
DRINK THE FOAM BITCH!
Adam: So many fucking choices.
Nick: I'll break some shit in this room.
Edgar: Or maybe I'll go to Studio S.
Jeff: And maybe I'll grab my broom.
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WHO WON?
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Dre
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We showed up at noon with a fuck load of brew. The Super Bowl started and nobody knew. Who's gonna win? Who fucking cares. Hey Adam, who's your pick? "Dude I'm not even there." Let's fucking eat, and let's fucking drink. "Uuh Ralph's not drinking." Well that's what you think. 100 pounds of wings are almost done. ???????????????...what?
DO YOU KNOW WHO WON!? Man I don't know who won! X 2
Martin
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Oh my God, it's another Sunday heater. Football on the t.v. and our bellies full of beer. Captain & Coke for breakfast, black-outs at noon. It's a Super Bowl party, WE DRINK! How about you? 5 handles of Captain, zero eyes on the tube. Dre broke the table, Adam puked on his shoes. Nick's on a beer run and Riley's in cuffs. Some bitch is in the pool and Jeff G. is fucked. It's eviction time at J-108!
DO YOU KNOW WHO WON!? Man I don't know who won! X 4
Edgar speaks the TRUTH.